Only use Mulch on people you don't like, or people you know really close who you do like. Mulch, for people you don't like, is good because mulch is hard, right? Well, its like the person you don't like is hard,like,mean. But Mulch does have a softside for your friends. If mulch gets wet, it gets soft. Think of that wettness as caring, loving, and friendship. When it's wet, it sticks, and stays until it turns hard. I have named one of my closest friends Mulch, but, not for that reason. ;)